concupiscence66:

deathanddamask:

“I feel like 2016 is gonna be my year!”

*David Bowie literally dies in the first ten days*

“Nevermind, lol”

But look at how he died! This is the most David Bowie shit he has ever done! He released a massively popular TEN MINUTE single, released an album on his 69th birthday to rave reviews that had everyone talking about how he is still a genius while he was still around to hear it, and he made a video called fucking “Lazarus” to blow our little minds after he died. That is the most baller, epic, dramatic, conceptual death ever. He turned his passing into a kind of instillation art, and we all get to take part in it. It is sad that he is gone, but what a perfect way to go. There couldn’t be a more perfect end to the life and career of David Bowie.