reasons sex is like smash bros:
- need to master tech skill and fundamentals before trying anything fancier
- every matchup has a few moves that are more effective than others
- if you’re above the other person you’re either getting comboed or comboing them
- randomly throwing out moves is usually a bad idea but when it works it’s extremely memorable
- edge-canceling
- if you fall off the bottom of the world you die
- luigi is there
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